Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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