too bad you live with your parents still
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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