I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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