He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
