so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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