And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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