I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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