I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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