Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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