ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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