You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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