U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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