Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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