I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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