A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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