Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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