My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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