"it" just moved
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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