I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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