That's intense
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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