Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
