don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
did you just send me my own nude
Help me help you realize you are a moron
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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