you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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