i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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