my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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