i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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