I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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