only if we run a train.
done.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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