But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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