OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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