can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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