honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Randomize
