just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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