people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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