that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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