Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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