Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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