She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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