I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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