turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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