We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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