so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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