what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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