the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
She's better-looking with the mask on.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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