writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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