My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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