We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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