I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
