Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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