I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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