The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Randomize